💰 Transparent Pricing

Pick a Pack. Cause Some Trouble.

No hidden fees. No surprises. Just bold creative that drives results — at a price that makes sense for your business.

Single Ad Image (Zero risk, Money back guarantee!)
Think of it as a marketing appetizer. We will give you a refund and you can still use the image. 100% Guarantee!
$59
Single Image

  • Square, vertical (9:16), or landscape (16:9) on request
  • Minor revision included
  • 100% Guaranteed!
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10-Image Pack (Less guessing. More dominating the feed.)
You tasted success. Now we’re ordering the full marketing buffet. We made the spark. Now we’re building the fire.
$299
Ten Images

  • 10 custom ad images
  • You can space them out over 3 months
  • Minor revisions included
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Short-Form Video (The mini production of marketing chaos.)
Fifteen seconds of cinematic chaos. Calm marketing is cancelled. An ad disguised as a mini blockbuster.
$399
15 Second Video

  • Reels/TikTok/Youtube ready
  • Loud, wrong, and wildly addictive marketing
  • Minor revision included
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Monthly “Mayhem” Retainer
If you post regularly, this keeps your feed active and your competitors annoyed.
$799
Per month

  • Priority turnaround
  • Minimum 10 ad images monthly
  • Minimum 2 short-form videos (15s)
  • Mulitple revisions.
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🏆 Best Value?

If you post regularly, the Monthly "Mayhem" Retainer keeps your feed active and your competitors annoyed.

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Common Questions

Q: How long does it take?

Most image orders are delivered within 2–3 business days. Video orders typically take 3–5 business days.

Q: Do I own the files?

Yes. Once paid and delivered, all files are yours. Full commercial use rights, forever.

Q: What platforms are images sized for?

Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, Google Display — all platform-ready sizes included with every package.

Q: What if I want changes?

Every package includes revision rounds. We make it right.

Q: Can I cancel the retainer?

Monthly Mayhem Retainer can be cancelled at the end of any billing period. No long-term contracts, no gotchas.

Q: What formats are videos in?

MP4 optimized for social — square, vertical (9:16), and landscape (16:9) on request.

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